toothpaste wars

Bea has gotten in trouble lately because she has been wasting things, mostly toothpaste. She put water in her pink toothpaste tube which made it super runny and then squeezed it out the other day as she waved her arm in the bathroom, splattering it across the mirror, wall floor and carpet. Then today I noticed she was gone for a few minutes and found her with an almost empty tube of Clementine's baby toothpaste and I asked her what she had done with it and at first she denied any wrongdoing, but eventually admitted to me that she wasted it....in the toilet because she"wanted to clean it" which didn't make any sense to me until I used the toilet and realized that my rear end was covered in sticky toothpaste goo that was all over the seat. It doesn't help that there is no door on my blasted bathroom so she can get in there whenever she wants. I feel like I have to put a baby knob cover on every door in this house! I transferred a couple of the ones I had previously used for the bathroom doors to the doors that go outside since Bea ventured down the street to visit friend Ella without telling me twice and keeps leaving the fridge and freezer doors open in the garage and who knows how long it takes me to see that. Hours probably. She is just trouble right now.

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